There’s a reason why a Dachshund kicked off the now very popular trend of Dog-Shaming. Why? Because Doxies are the most mischievous, naughty-minded dogs. If you own one or have ever been around one, you can attest to this. Here is proof why Dachshunds will always win when it comes to Dog-Shaming!
1. Their stomachs are black holes. Anything in the radius of their eye sight, they consume.
2. They make bad, just plain bad, decisions over and over and over again.
3. They’re master criminals.
4. They don’t see walls. They see challenges to be overcome.
5. They blind your beloved childhood cartoon companions…
6. …and ruin classic childhood toys. Why? BECAUSE THEY CAN.
7. They WILL upstage the bride on her wedding day, because they know they’re the prettiest.
8. Their evil genius extends to manipulating technology to make you cringe.
9. They don’t believe in employee benefits.
10. What’s their’s is theirs. And what’s your’s is your’s–even if they have no use for it. So they eat it.