Why Dachshunds Will Always Win When It Comes To Dog-Shaming

There’s a reason why a Dachshund kicked off the now very popular trend of Dog-Shaming. Why? Because Doxies are the most mischievous, naughty-minded dogs. If you own one or have ever been around one, you can attest to this.  Here is proof why Dachshunds will always win when it comes to Dog-Shaming!

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1. Their stomachs are black holes. Anything in the radius of their eye sight, they consume.

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2. They make bad, just plain bad, decisions over and over and over again.

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3. They’re master criminals.

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4. They don’t see walls. They see challenges to be overcome.

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5. They blind your beloved childhood cartoon companions…

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6. …and ruin classic childhood toys. Why? BECAUSE THEY CAN.

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7. They WILL upstage the bride on her wedding day, because they know they’re the prettiest.

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8. Their evil genius extends to manipulating technology to make you cringe.

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9. They don’t believe in employee benefits.

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10. What’s their’s is theirs. And what’s your’s is your’s–even if they have no use for it. So they eat it.

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