23 More Reasons Why Dachshunds Are First In Line For Dog Shaming

1. They Strategically Use Their Poop As A Weapon.dachshunds best in dogshaming 1

2. They Crush Your Dreams With Their Waking Sprees Of Destruction.dachshunds best in dogshaming 2

3. No Species Is Safe From Their Reign Of Terror.dachshunds best in dogshaming 3

4. They Have Odd Fetishes, Much Like Buffalo Bill From Silence Of The Lambs.dachshunds best in dogshaming 4

5. They Are Impersonating Handicapped Pups So Hide Your Parking Passes!dachshunds best in dogshaming 5

6. They Will Cleverly Sabotage Your Summer Plans.dachshunds best in dogshaming 6

7. They Will Do Whatever It Takes To Stay Young Forever. WHATEVER. IT. TAKES.dachshunds best in dogshaming 7

8. All Food Is Their Food.dachshunds best in dogshaming 8

9. They Have No Respect For Antiques.dachshunds best in dogshaming 9

10. Or American Icons.dachshunds best in dogshaming 10

11. Or The Veterinary Community.dachshunds best in dogshaming 11

12 .No One Is Secure When They Are On A Crime Spree.dachshunds best in dogshaming 12

13. They Could Care Less About The Psychological Damage Their Naughty Exposure Might Cause.dachshunds best in dogshaming 13

14. Their Insane Urge For Mayhem Often Results In Self Destructive Behavior.dachshunds best in dogshaming 14

15. Are They Self-Obsessed Or Just Hiding Evidence?dachshunds best in dogshaming 15

16. They Engage Shady Accomplices.dachshunds best in dogshaming 16

17. Hmm, Mutilated Dinosaur…Extinct Species…Coincidence?dachshunds best in dogshaming 17

18. They Execute Unlicensed Carpentry.dachshunds best in dogshaming 18

19. They’ll Do What They Must To Stop A Certain Call From A Certain Dog Officer.dachshunds best in dogshaming 19

20. They Lack Impulse Control And Are Known For Binging And Purging.dachshunds best in dogshaming 20

21. They Decline To Conform To Society’s Gender Stereotypes.dachshunds best in dogshaming 21

22. They Treat Family Like “The Help”.dachshunds best in dogshaming 22

23. And They Treat ‘The Help” Like Servants.dachshunds best in dogshaming 23

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