Here Are 10 Possible Things Sid The Regal Beagle Could Be Carrying In His Infamous Paper Bag

Sid, the regal Beagle from Texas, became internet-famous within the last year, after a Vine of him eating pizza went viral and gave every American a new hero/spirit animal.

Sid’s celebridog status means he now gets regular attention from the paw-parazzi. The latest scoop came a couple of days ago, when Sid was seen strolling down the block carrying a paper bag. He gave no pause for comment, and while his Instagram promises that bag is filled with tacos, with no big reveal, Sid’s fans are left to speculate what exactly the adorable heartthrob was transporting…



Here are some viable possibilities!

1. Hotel toiletries.

2. Squirrel from the park.

3. Bully sticks from the black market.


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4. Drugs from the black market.

5. Stolen Oscar swag.

6. Goldfish from the fair.

7. Daniel’s white Vans.


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8. Your man! (Deal with it.)

9. Your mom! (Deal with it.)

10. Gwenyth Paltrow’s head from the movie Se7en!


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Just kidding! We all know he’s carrying pizza flavored tacos!


The true meaning of Personal Pizza. #? @zilkerbark

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