15 Craigslist Ads A Crazy Dog Lover Would Surely Write

1. Seeking DJ for my dog’s graduation party

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2. Seeking guitarist to serenade dog post-surgery

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3. Seeking motivational dancers for my dog’s Bar Mitzvah

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4. Seeking tarot reader for my dog’s birthday party

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5. Seeking dog masseuse with strong but gentle hands

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6. Seeking personal trainer for dog who hates moving

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7. Prom date needed for very nice but shy dog

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8. Seeking seamstress to sew my dog a wardrobe for our trip to Paris

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9. Need a mouth guard so my dog can carry an apple to me without drooling on it

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10. Seeking stylist to trim my dogs butt hair into a heart.

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11. Seeking someone with nice feet for my dog to lick

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12. Seeking experienced barber for my dog’s beard

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13. Seeking social media assistant for my doodle’s birthday party

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14. Seeking gospel choir to re-enact my dog’s favorite scene from “Sister Act”

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15. Seeking fish tank for my dog to stare at while I am away this weekend

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