30 Ways That Dog Owners Have Gone Completely Insane

When you have a dog (or two or three), your life begins to revolve around them. And before you know it, you’ve started to display some bizarre behavior. Here are 30 ways that dog owners have gone completely insane.

1. Your floor is covered with squeaky stuffed animals, rawhides, and the remnants of God-knows-what.

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2. You’re accustomed to sleeping with only a couple of inches of space to work with

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3. Despite your best efforts, all your windows have mysterious smudges on them

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4. You know your canine neighbors better than your human neighbors

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“Hi, Rufus! Hi, Sharon… Cheryll… Cherie? I’m sorry, I’m terrible with names.”

5. Your dog eats better than you do

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6. You’ve accepted that your clothes, furniture, and life is destined to be covered in hair

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7. You are always finding (hopefully unused) plastic bags in your pockets

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8. You keep buying expensive beds and toys (even though you know they’ll never get used)

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9. You get seriously offended when guests ask you to “put the dog away.”

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Excuse me, the dog lives here. You do not.

10. You aren’t even remotely joking when you refer to your dog as your “furry kid.”

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