Biker Bullies A Man Who Is Having The Worst Day Of His Life, But Then Things Take An Odd Turn…

There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and
gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I
burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY.
I can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete
failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I
took home, there I found my wife with another man and then my
dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to
it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching
the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how’s your day going?”


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